why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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