I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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