absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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