Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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