Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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