Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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