I think im going to throw up on grandma
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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