You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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