I wanna bring you to show and tell
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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