honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
the raccoons are back...
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