Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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