I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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