when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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