God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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