Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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