Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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