wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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