where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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