Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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