Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Quick, to the slutcave!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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