your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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