and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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