You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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