Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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