'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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