My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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