Me. At least after what I've been through.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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