More tranny stories later!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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