Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Shitshow foam night was such a success
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
