I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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