I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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