How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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