if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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