How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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