After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So. Much. Porn.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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