Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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