i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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