Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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