these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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