The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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