Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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