do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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