just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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