Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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