they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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