clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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