No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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