His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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