i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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