I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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